Hunter S. Thompson
Q: What do baked goods and murder have in common?
A: They’re both only good in the first 48
Q: Why do manic depressants make the best gangsters?
A: They’re always down…

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.
- Niccolò di Bernardo dei Machiavelli
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
My toothbrush, because it cleans the shame away -_-